That's when you crack a 10am beer
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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