Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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