i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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