based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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