Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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