Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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