she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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