Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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