office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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