My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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