he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
They are going to name an STD after you.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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