I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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