i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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