Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hello my rib-scented angel!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Please don't give away my fajitas
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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