Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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