do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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