they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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