yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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