Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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