This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just google imaged poop.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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