doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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