he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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