Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
that may or may not have been my penis.
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