She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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