She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood