3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.