I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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