i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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