I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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