she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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