if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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