Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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