It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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