Where is the hickey?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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