I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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