On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
my liver is dry heaving
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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