You work out of a Hotel?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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