Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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