well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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