ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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