k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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