Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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