I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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