I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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