I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.