We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form