Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
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