Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid