I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
