Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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