I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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