can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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