Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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