You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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