I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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