its not stalking. its research.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
