id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.