So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.