If i come over, it means nothing
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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