Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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